The Secret Hideaway


People always make Juliet out to be dumb in Romeo and Juliet, but I think she at least had some sense where Romeo didn't have much of any

Romeo: I was thinking about this chick earlier who I said I was in love with but now I love that girl over there that is very likely to either belong to my family's enemy or be close with my family's enemy as it is their party I am crashing
Juliet: I do not like being so young and forced into a relationship with an older man, but oh there's a cute guy more my age over there. And since he's here he must have been invited and is there for a reasonable love match for myself
Romeo: We should kiss right now at this party
Juliet: No that is a super dumb idea
Romeo: *kisses her anyway*
Juliet: That was dumb of you
Romeo: We should get married right now
Juliet: We don't know each other. Shouldn't we wait until at least a little time has passed?
Romeo: Like tomorrow?
Juliet: Sure, fine.
Juliet: We're married now, so we have to try and make things better between our families.
Romeo: Right.
Romeo: It seems I have killed your cousin and am now exiled.
Juliet: Ok so since Romeo fucked up I'm gonna fix this shit by taking a harmless sleeping liquid. He'll come and get me and we can go away together.
Romeo: *immediately kills himself*
Juliet: For fucks sake.
15 hours ago on October 20th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
15 hours ago on October 20th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE


Damn you, Joss Whedon. Why did you have to kill off this sweetheart of a man?!

16 hours ago on October 20th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
17 hours ago on October 20th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE ⇢




okay okay but hear me out: wizarding tattoos

tattoos of cats that wind around your ankles, birds that fly across your back when you move, a wand that moves when you move your own wand, a map on the back of your hand that shows your current…

18 hours ago on October 20th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE



do you ever have a notp that you antiship so hard that you actually get nauseous when people mention it

19 hours ago on October 20th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

A Deadpool movie in which….



….he bumps into the Stan Lee cameo in the movie and just goes down on his knees and goes “oh my god, It’s God, and he’s dressed as a school crossing guard!”


20 hours ago on October 20th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

#laughing because kurt and santana’s revelations are deep and soul searching and fucking blaine is just like ‘YEP. I LIKE COCK.’

20 hours ago on October 20th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

You buy this ship, treat her proper - she’ll be with your for the rest of your life.

21 hours ago on October 20th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
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