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People always make Juliet out to be dumb in Romeo and Juliet, but I think she at least had some sense where Romeo didn't have much of any

Romeo: I was thinking about this chick earlier who I said I was in love with but now I love that girl over there that is very likely to either belong to my family's enemy or be close with my family's enemy as it is their party I am crashing
Juliet: I do not like being so young and forced into a relationship with an older man, but oh there's a cute guy more my age over there. And since he's here he must have been invited and is there for a reasonable love match for myself
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Romeo: We should kiss right now at this party
Juliet: No that is a super dumb idea
Romeo: *kisses her anyway*
Juliet: That was dumb of you
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Romeo: We should get married right now
Juliet: We don't know each other. Shouldn't we wait until at least a little time has passed?
Romeo: Like tomorrow?
Juliet: Sure, fine.
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Juliet: We're married now, so we have to try and make things better between our families.
Romeo: Right.
Romeo: It seems I have killed your cousin and am now exiled.
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Juliet: Ok so since Romeo fucked up I'm gonna fix this shit by taking a harmless sleeping liquid. He'll come and get me and we can go away together.
Romeo: *immediately kills himself*
Juliet: For fucks sake.
15 hours ago on October 20th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
15 hours ago on October 20th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

castleismyguiltypleasure:

Damn you, Joss Whedon. Why did you have to kill off this sweetheart of a man?!

16 hours ago on October 20th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
17 hours ago on October 20th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

http://komucowmoo.tumblr.com/post/100303678812/spookyclaire-edgyspice-megasilly-okay ⇢

spookyclaire:

edgyspice:

megasilly:

okay okay but hear me out: wizarding tattoos

tattoos of cats that wind around your ankles, birds that fly across your back when you move, a wand that moves when you move your own wand, a map on the back of your hand that shows your current…

18 hours ago on October 20th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

kurome-yatsufusa:

altairyourhairoutbitch:

do you ever have a notp that you antiship so hard that you actually get nauseous when people mention it

https://31.media.tumblr.com/0cd20d0df4c9851b64e3c766b8af993a/tumblr_inline_n1z9u5FXQc1rssn1f.gif

19 hours ago on October 20th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

A Deadpool movie in which….

itsmemacleod:

sigurdvolsung:

….he bumps into the Stan Lee cameo in the movie and just goes down on his knees and goes “oh my god, It’s God, and he’s dressed as a school crossing guard!”

THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN 

20 hours ago on October 20th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

#laughing because kurt and santana’s revelations are deep and soul searching and fucking blaine is just like ‘YEP. I LIKE COCK.’

20 hours ago on October 20th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

You buy this ship, treat her proper - she’ll be with your for the rest of your life.

21 hours ago on October 20th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
22 hours ago on October 20th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE