Hogwarts Headmasters (x)
Literally me when I hurt people
oh god oh god oh god im so sorry is it here did i hurt you here oh god im so sorry friend
OMG AT THE END WHEN HE JUST SCOOPS THE CAT’S HEAD TO HIS CHEST. FUCK.
After Ross Says RachelWhere Monica and Chandler Just Want to Have Sex for the Love of God Let Them Have Sex
Tolkein: “Do you think it’s clear that Legolas and Gimli have the best friendship ever?”
"Hm. Maybe not. Better mention it for the 7000th time."
LEGOLAS BUILT THEIR SHIP I AM FUCKING DONE WITH THESE TWO
Part two of I Am A Sex Machine Ready To Reload
Summary: Kurt’s never been skiing before, and he’s not even sure why he signed up for lessons. But when Blaine Anderson winds up being his private instructor, he gets a lot more than he bargained for.
Kurt peered over the edge.
“No fucking way,” he shook his head. “That is a cliff. That is a wall. NO way.”
“Kurt,” Blaine said, calmly. “You can do this. You’re ready.”